so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya)

th3-bl1nd-d3t3ct1ve:

dampsandwich:

i was born wearing sunglasses

amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

note-a-bear:

b0ngripz:

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

Brooooooo

That’s awesome